So I got this ticket to go and see Christina Aguilera LIVE at te MEN Arena. My sisters friend had tickets that she was sellin, and Amelia (my sis) REALLY wanted to go. Not so much to see Christina but to see her friends that she hasn't seen since school.
Not one to let my sis down I agreed to accompany her.
Then I found out it was £45 a ticket!! What? Sorry, i didn't quite hear that..did you say £45 english goddam pounds?? Do i get a signed copy of her album thrown in aswell? (for that price)
So we got there...really late as usual (the supporting act had been on so you understand just how late we were.) All I can think about was getting my £45 worth of concert and we had just missed half the stupid show...I'm really in a GOOD mood by now.
We are sat down with our beer in those big daft flimsy plastic cups that you can't grasp firmly enough to hold in case the beer spills out the top, and Amelia is talking about how loudly she wants to scream so she doesn't have to take calls at NTL the next morning in work, and the lights suddenly dim...
I'm comfortable in my seat...
I take a sip out of the flimsy plastic pint cup thing...
I think that maybe i was overreacting and that the night will be great....
THEN THIS STUPID 40SOMETHING WOMEN STANDS UP RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME...... Just as Christina walks out on stage .
I could not believe it. It's the most obvious thing to worry about before you go to any concert but for some reason it slipped my mind.
So now I am in this calm mood, because i didn't think for one second that this would happen to me .... she looks back at me to guage my reaction... and what do i do?? Instead of saying, 'SIT DOWN YOU OLD COW AND STOP SWINGING THAT SAGGY "Christina wish I was" ARSE IN MY FACE!!' , I smile.
Then she motions to me to 'Get up and dance!' EEEER ....NO.
The whole concert is then a battle between myself and THE ARSE to see who can enjoy the concert more than the other one.
POINTLESS.
I don't get it, I am the only one who has any manners by staying sat in my seat, (BECAUSE I HAD A SEATED TICKET) but i am also the only one who only got to see the dancers at left hand side of the stage .... thats what i get for being polite.
I seriously need to learn to say NO.
